wrong number calls are annoying but not nearly as much as right number calls
when you accidently read a spoiler
what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT
My eyes are a lighter shade of brown today for some reason?
Why do men think women are angry just on their period?
I’m angry all the time. Get the fuck away from me
when your friend curses in front of your parents
I’m in mutuals with a lot of people I’ve never spoken to and if that’s you then I just want you to know that I’ve definitely thought about talking to you at one point and then got scared
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.